Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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