I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Someone signed my nipple.
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