I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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