She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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