careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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