He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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