PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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