She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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