Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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