apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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