I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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