Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
