Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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