Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
True college students do jello shots in the library
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