my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
