I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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