My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I've blown a few things in my day
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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