She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
this just has baby written all over it
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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