You're so nebulous sometimes
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I could fuck to npr.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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