yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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