i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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