She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Hippo gnu deer
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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