Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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