i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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