new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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