Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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