apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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