I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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