Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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