That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
you never un-have a 4some
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Randomize
