Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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