We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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