all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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