i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
