we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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