Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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