I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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