Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
there was a trapeze. enough said
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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