Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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