So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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