So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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