You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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