Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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