Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Bang-toberfest begins!!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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