You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It's rum buckets o'clock
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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