I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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