I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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