I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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