On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Sorry about my life...
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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