Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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