it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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