sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
