the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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