dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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