yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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