I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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