oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
pray to the hookup gods
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
we're so committed to being not committed
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