BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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