i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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